10. If you started out with your own hammer, chalk line and pencil but leave at the end of the day with someone else's saw, square and ladder.
9. If you keep calling the single wide trailer the education unit.
8. If you drink out of the same water bottle the other 60 people have drank out of and you don't have a problem with it.
7. If you go to town looking to have a good time and you chose to go to the Hwy. 278 Flea Market and Wal-Mart.
6. If you think of working in 95 degree heat while paying your own way, and staying in Fairview, Alabama is a fantastic vacation.
5. If someone asks you to get the gun and you run to your pick-up truck and get Paw Paw's shotgun out of the back window.
4. If you were sent on Saturday morning to get the board stretcher and you still have not made it back to the job site.
3. If you think that just because you go through the spray mister or wash off in the trough you have taken a good bath.
2. If you give serious thought to legally change your name to Sweet Boy # 3.
and the number 1 reason.......
1. If you have made the mistake of calling Sweet Mama - Big Mama, Hot Mama, Bahama Mama, or Sweet Thang.
Thanks to Trent Boyd of Spring Arbor for sharing this with us. Thanks also to Mary Beckett for getting this to us so we could post it here.
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